tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24070920691530968762024-02-20T18:05:25.624-08:00Funnies PageA source of adultish humor featuring original limericks.slypetthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05537129206516720012noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2407092069153096876.post-90657887832026846642009-10-20T12:57:00.000-07:002009-10-20T13:16:45.669-07:00Cleaning Up<br /><br />Inside my head is a vacuum;<br />Dust sucks up through my rectum.<br /> If I get an idea,<br /> It comes in through my rear—<br />I call it anal detection.<br /><br /><br /><br />Hail to the Chief<br /><br />Obama, they say, is our president,<br />Although he’s an alien resident.<br /> He tries to make laws<br /> While dressed in his drawers.<br />Do you not think he is decadent?<br /><br /><br />Lesson Learned<br /><br />They're putting the chains on him now<br />For having sex with a cow.<br /> He thought she'd enjoy it,<br /> But he only annoyed it.<br />"Next time I'll go with a sow!"<br /><br /><br />Not PC<br /><br />Rachel Maddow’s a dyke,<br />But the kind you really can like.<br /> She says it’s not fair<br /> To be gay and so square,<br />But it’s better than being a kike!<br /><br /><br />Racial Slurry<br /><br />A merry young Negro named Rufus<br />Was often mistook for a doofus.<br /> He went and invented<br /> A machine so demented<br />They had to call him a genius.<br /><br /><br />Taking His Own NO₂?<br /><br />I heard of a dentist so painless,<br />You'd really think he was brainless.<br /> For instance, he couldn't<br /> Extract, or he wouldn't.<br />He was not only dumb, he was strainless.<br /><br /><br />Tasteless<br /><br />“You’ve got your brains in your anus,”<br />Heard a famous critic quite heinous.<br /> “You give bad reviews,<br /> So I’ll tell you the news—<br />If you blew a good fart you’d be brainless.”<br /><br /><br />Traditional<br /><br />There was a young lady of Ypres,<br />Who smiled as she wielded her camera.<br /> She was not very good,<br /> Oft misunderstood,<br />And that’s why the natives did eat her.<br /><br /><br />True Love<br /><br />On top of Ol' Smoky he lost her,<br />Just when he thought he'd betroth her.<br /> She had better sex<br /> With John, Dan or Tex,<br />But the poor boy couldn't exhaust her.<br /><br /><br />Exercise<br /><br />When Tommy goes down to the dock,<br />He takes in his hand his cock.<br /> He gets in a tussle<br /> With his circumcised muscle<br />And cums right into his sock.slypetthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05537129206516720012noreply@blogger.com0